Steviepink

Lyrics

[Intro: R. Stevie Moore] I was housebreaking some classical Boxcar Willie, and it occurred to me: my wrench had become soggy. Oversaturation of water from the Caribbean. I contacted my barber, and he told me, "It's just the system." And that's when I turned pink [Verse 1: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] Now, whaddya call this music, Steve? Ariel Green Yeah? That's right Well, I call it Steve Pink Jump in whenever you want Fill in the blank space, if you would I'll do what I can Michael Zanna, Michael Zanna Michael Zanna, Michael Zanna Michael Zanna, Michael Zanna Michael Zanna, Michael Zanna Michael Zanna [Verse 2: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] R. Stevie, it's nice to meetcha My pleasure It's such a thrill You do great shit Aw thanks, man, you too And I like the way that you do that— Dig the time you slip the lip there [?] Uh huh Right Uh huh Right. Exactly Borax. It's like Borax, exactly! [Verse 3: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] My name is Pink, and no one knows me I'm really big in South Dakota I knew your grandmother back— You tell all your friends about me And I'll tell all my friends about you But, your friends left me What? For you! Man, that's low It's true! [Verse 4: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] Now does this guarantee that I get your tapes for free now? I was thinking about running for Senate Now I know that's not your thing, you can blow yourself a chance now I was thinking about you as my running mate, Pink Hey, I was supposed to say that You're a little slow Oh See? Oh, right Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Fuck this [Verse 5: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] R. Stevie, you're very cool No question Your music rules Thank you. You too Aw, you're just fibbing No, I'm serious! For real? Yeah! Hell yes No question! You're better than I am! —Too much fantasy in there [?] No, this is reality we're speaking about [Verse 6: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] I must admit R. Pink's a pimp Orchestra, come in Lead guitar! Come on in, yes! I think this shit's giving me bad vibes, man Too high tech? [Verse 7: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] The stars about to shake, the storm's about to break now Here's the climax, Steve, don't let me down, don't release a frown The stars about to shake, the form's about to break now (Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now) No, not until next verse [Verse 8: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] The stars about to shake, the phone's about to break now Stevie Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now Stevie Stevie Ariel Pink Getcha! Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink Stevie-Pink, Stevie-Pink, Stevie (Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now) Ahh! Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now Everybody party like it's 1999! No! [Verse 9: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] You mean Prince No, too much R. Stevie. It's all your fault Have your lawyer call my lawyer, yeah Yeah, [?] No way Just a mirror, right? No I thought that was a mirror No, you're outta your mind Everybody now Everybody now Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, Pink is wack, everybody now [Verse 10: Ariel Pink & R. Stevie Moore] Is Krystyna in the house? Can I get myself a shout now? Hi Krystyna! I'll read [?] in the morning, we can really send her home Hey, we're really upset You're so dead, pal Hey, fuck you, man! Lighten up, man! Eat me! What? You heard it! Screw ya Okay You don't deserve my services anyway Okay, turn off the tape