Santa’s in the Closet

Lyrics

(Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) Santa Claus is in the closet Santa's in the water closet Takin' off his leotard Red PJs, underwear Overalls (Presents for you) (Presents for you) (Presents for you) Santa's gone and lost his apron Santa's cooking up some bacon Santa's loose and on the lam And Grandpa took a micro-nap (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) Santa's in the closet So I have to hurry Sister's having an affair with a red garden gnome Sixty candles, make a wish Santa's cake is on the dish Teddy Ruxpin walking slow Walking out the kitchen door (Presents for you) (Presents for you) (Presents for you) Santa Claus is in the closet Santa's in the water closet Takin' off his leotard Red PJs, underwear Overalls (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) Eighteen karat, ginger snap Pedal pushers coming back Santa loves his burlap bag And Daddy doesn't know jack Track and field is such a bore Sporty Spice is at the door Myspace is a human trap And Daddy doesn't know jack (Presents for you) (Presents for you) (Presents for you) Up three storeys, pull the latch Mount the footsteps down the hatch Santa's weeping on the floor And Sinbad's making snow cones (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) Santa Claus is at the bar Santa wants to break the law Santa's goin', goin' down And Santa wants to go to town (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) (Woah oh oh) Eighteen karat, ginger snap Pedal pushers coming back Santa loves his burlap bag And Daddy doesn't know jack Santa's sleeping in the closet With paintings of Farrah Fawcett I don't know how he got them Or what he's doing here