Lyrics

Down at the beach with Mrs. Mc Gregor When will you learn? You silly little beggar So you fall prey, during most of the day To the sting of the ultra-violet ray Knock, knock, knock - here comes Mr. Cancer It's all because you've been a nudie prancer It's all your fault, you've invited him over ...big and hairy, melanoma When your skin's peeling back From your face and your back - it's Peter Mac ...and when the moles on your feet Seem to constantly bleed - it's Peter Mac Be very careful when you're down at the beach Where ultra violet is the nature of the beast As you turn brown, you may think you're a hunk But cancer is removed in very large chunks