Lyrics

[Verse 1: Alex Turner] Sat at the side of the pool at one of your houses With wet white trousers on And worlds collide as the evening continues The dignity fucks off Her brother's gone off to the strippers To make up for all the lost time She could have been one of the bitches But she's actually alright [Chorus: Matt Helders, Alex Turner, Alex Turner & Matt Helders] Cigarette smoker I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had But we think that you ought to Maybe not have any more [Verse 2: Alex Turner] A country home, even if we really tried Wouldn't cease to surprise us now And I bet your dad would like to give us all a slap When are your parents back? D'you know? Well, I never came from no ghetto But it wasn't nowhere near here Well-spoken girls in stilettos Aren't something to fear [Chorus: Matt Helders, Alex Turner, Alex Turner & Matt Helders] Cigarette smoker I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had But we think that you ought to Maybe not have any more [Instrumental Break] [Chorus: Matt Helders, Alex Turner, Alex Turner & Matt Helders] Cigarette smoker I'm sorry, but we're all unsure how much you've had But we think that you ought to Maybe not have any more Cigarette smoker Cigarette smoke doesn't hide as well as you think And you'd think that it ought to Act as the perfect disguise