Lyrics

[Verse 1] Put your heavy metal to the test There might be half a love song in it all for you Timing-wise, it's probably for the best Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes [Verse 2] Gradually, it's coming into view It's like your little directorial debut As fine a time as any to deduce The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew Wardrobе's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes [Bridge] And if wе guess who I'm pretending to be Do we win a prize? Having attempted twice, both incorrectly Do we get a third try? [Verse 3] The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it [Chorus] Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips Askin' after all the wives and the kids It's at the heart of what the business is