Lyrics

[Verse 1: Alex Turner] Fake tales of San Francisco Echo through the room More point to a wedding disco Without a bride or groom And there's a super cool band, yeah With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets Practicing their lines [Chorus: Alex Turner, Matt Helders] I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you, no (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you, I don't want to hear your [Verse 2: Alex Turner] Fake tales of San Francisco Echo through the air And there's a few bored faces at the back, all Wishin' they weren't there And as the microphone squeaks, a young girl's telephone beeps Yeah, she's dashin' for the exit, oh, she's runnin' to the streets outside "Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line "The band were fuckin' wank and I'm not havin' a nice time" [Chorus: Alex Turner, Matt Helders] I don't want to hear you (Kick me out, kick me out) I don't want to hear you, no (Kick me out, kick me out) [Post-Chorus: Alex Turner] Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left Is the proof that love's not only blind, but deaf [Bridge: Alex Turner] He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro: Alex Turner, Matt Helders, Jamie Cook & Andy Nicholson] Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah