Kevin Pickles & The Great Pool Noodle Excursion

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, Cooper! How's it going tonight? Yo! What's up, man? Having a chill night? Did you finish watching all the seven hundred and seventy six episodes of One Piece yet? Yeah, yeah, I did that last night Did you do the dishes for me? Uh... [Verse 1] I don't wanna do my roommate's dishes this week I ask them in passing, laughing off casually A smirk reply, slid off to the side "Ha-ha, no worries," I begrudgingly resign What do I do, when I'm burning out inside? My last of revives used up this time You're driving me up a wall I will crash this car, I will crash this fucking car (You're breaking that pipe No more weed for you) [Chorus] Now, I'm screaming, casually crashing And swerving, avoiding the wreckage And making mistakes again We are casually crashing with all of our friends And burning, wreaking destruction We're learning to speak with our words We're making mistakes again We are casually crashing with all of our friends [Verse 2] It's only a matter of time The dishes are piling high The red in my eyes The engine is revving with passive aggression Obsessive suppression Fine, I'll just do it myself Roommates, and their problems (Roommates, and their problems) They can never fucking solve them It's just bickering and snickering behind each other's backs (We'll never resolve them) And there's mold in the sink, it is starting reek Are you lying to me? Are you lying? I really want to know I want to know, I'm gonna blow (I don't fucking care) [Chorus] Now, we're screaming, casually crashing And swerving, avoiding the wreckage And making mistakes again We are casually crashing with all of our friends And burning, wreaking destruction We're learning to speak with our words We're making mistakes again We are casually crashing with all of our friends We are casually crashing with all of our friends [Post-Chorus] I'm gonna blow I'm gonna blow I'm gonna blow I'm gonna blow [Instrumental] [Bridge] Hey, I noticed that you just made some food, and... This is not a problem in the house, but... If you could just do the dishes when you're done? Yeah, uh-huh, yeah, ok So, that - we can, like, have a clean space Yeah, I feel like it's a waste of time, and... I've got a lot of weed to smoke, and I don't got the time No, I don't care if you have to smoke weed. I'd really appreciate if you'd do the dishes Well, I think it's always the dishes with you! [Chorus] We're screaming, casually crashing We're burning, burning together We're making mistakes again We are casually crashing with all of friends We're learning to speak with our words We're yearning for fruitful endeavors We're making mistakes again We are casually crashing with all of our friends