The Night Before the Funeral

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The night before the funeral, I got some - I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum I took off her clothes and I played with her bits And she did the same but it took ages for me to cum Too drunk and getting old... [Verse 2] It was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in I couldn't sing a single note at the service When they did "how great thou art" All I could think of was my old LP of hymns by Elvis There's no such thing as sin... There's no such thing as sin... [Trumpet Solo] [Verse 3] I said to Laura, "i hope I know you forever And when I'm going, I'm going the viking way Lay me in a boat with my favorite things And set me on fire and send me on my way Kick me out to sea" [Outro] There's no such thing as sin... There's no such thing as sin...