Lyrics

Boys, like chicken, hard to eat But I think boys are awfully sweet Tender like a baby ham sticky with pineapple jam Sniff the heady pink perfume Clear your plate to make some room Boys a super-crunchy treat Make a cookie hard to beat Butter up and bake 'em through like a chewy macaroon Tease the palate with a kiss Then the kettle starts to hiss I'm so hungry when I see a juicy boy in front of me Give me three square meals a day With boy as side dish and entree Some are sweet like Sugar Pops Pour the milk and scoop it up Others simmer all day long Bubble up and burn your tongue Any way they're done is right Smack your lips and take a bite I'm so hungry when I see a dishy boy in front of me Give me three hot meals a day Of boy fondue and boy fillet I don't want a sirloin steak Don't give me a chocolate cake What my tummy needs the most Is creamy boy, spread on my toast When he's nibbled to the core Please, sir, may I have some more?