Lyrics

Dean is a punk but he doesn't have a band He just got job at Recordland With hair tied back and dyed jet black A high school loser never looks back Dean is a dick, Dean is a freak Dean was a high school A.V. geek Dean likes punk and that's alright Dean is a punk rock parasite Dean went to the Hoboken show downtown He went there to follow them around Dean is the guy who always meets the band Cuz he's a big man at Recordland Dean is punk but he doesn't have a band He writes for a zine and doesn't have any friends He'll put down your band if you're doing O.K Cuz Dean's a jaded fuck with nothing to say