The Nail in the Coffin

Lyrics

[Intro - Unknown Sample] Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to present to you, the most hateful man on Planet Earth! [Verse 1 - Apathy] I'm dropping out of a plane then I'm popping out of the forest And then rocking out with a force that'll knock you out of your Jordans As loud as lions are roaring, I'm touring towns and performing You rappers are fucking boring, get out of my George Foreman I'm pouring boric acid on poor and deformed bastards Pack your body and bag it, or just feed it to the arachnids You better cut that racket (out?) on rappers I be blacking out Then blacka-blacka-blaow! Like Iraqis are pulling ratchets out I bet a rack that my rap will rattle your rack mounts Barbecue in the booth, turn the studio to a crack house I'm cracking on these vagabonds 'til the crack o' dawn Every track that Ap is on, another whacker rapper's gone Wax it on, wax it off, blast it with the Kalashnikov Come back like Christ, and blow the lid of the casket off Whenever Ap's around, mics are never passed around Police search the woods for rapper's bodies with basset hounds And find vast amounts buried in massive mounds Bunch of ass-clowns, face-down on the grass and ground You wanna know what Ap's about? Bouncing with your ratchet spouse Back to my house then fuck her mouth on the casting couch You better pack a lunch with raps that'll pack a punch I'll send you to the store for a pack of blunts and Captain Crunch You sucka-ass interns, when will these kids learn? You wrestle a devil and you surprised when your skin burns? [Outro - Samples] "Attack the city to appease the monster that lurks in the darkness and waits for us all! And what better than to sacrifice for the beast?!" "Beware the Jabberwock, my son... The jaws that bite - the claws that catch!"