This Is NOT a Crass Song

Lyrics

You're walking down the street in the middle of the day (day!) The sun is shining brightly everything is quite okay (Okay!) But then you hear this song, it makes you stop and yell out, "Hey!" You might think that it is... But this is not a Crass song! You might think that it is but I'm telling you it ain't! Although I will admit, it sounds like something they might write It's a happy little ditty, makes you stop and move your feet You might think that this is... But this is not a Crass song! Masterpieces don't usually get written in a minute But this one took just seconds or even less time to pen it But don't be too amazed, 'cause it's just got one verse and chantin' You might think that this is... Ahh... Right... It's not a Crass song is it? The guitar riff is real savage and it ain't on all that on time The vocals are so cockney that they may just blow your mind And it's got made up words like "icklee", "zicklee", "vin", and "plime" You might think that this is... No! No! This is not a Crass song! We like to play it in the morning, like to play it in the night Do yourself a favor matey, sing it instead of starting fights After only just one verse I'm telling you you'll feel all right You might think that this is... But this is not a Crass song! Play it when you're walking, walking down the street Play it when you're riding on your bike or on your feet Doesn't really matter 'cause it's really really neat You might think that this is... Ahhh... Sing it to your mommy, sing it to your dad Sing it to your new girlfriend or the one you just had... Hello? Right, uh, well so right, uh... Hello, I'm from England, right? Uh, I love the Teletubbies! Uh, Teletubbies' my favourite show! Hello? Anybody there? Right, hello? Woah, guys, I got this new hot jams in my mind We'll be fuckin' shit up Let's jam it out (Ready to start? Yeah, baby, fuck it up, baby) Yeah, baby