I’m the Man (Extremely Def Ill Uncensored Version) (Live)

Lyrics

[Intro] Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Anybody got the "I am the Man" single? You know that fuckin' thing? Oops Well, yo, we're going to do our little version of "I'm the Man" I hope you like it Here we go.. Not! Let's hear some noise! Not! Not! Not! Not! Not! Ahh ohhh! [Verse 1] Now we're Anthrax, and we take no shit And we don't care for writing hits The sound you hear is what we like And I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your... [Audience yells, "Socks!"] Yeah, that's good All right, some of youse know it I know you know it, but Charlie don't know it Sorry... [Verse 2] Charlie, beat the beat, the beats you beat The only thing harder's the smell of my feet So, listen up, 'cause you might get dissed Go drain the lizard or take a... ...Chair! No, it's 'piss,' and watch the beat! [Pre-Chorus] I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that... [Chorus] I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! Woooo! [Verse 3] We've got real def rhythms and fresh new jams If you think we got egos, we're just hams Scott plays stickball and likes to skate Frank is never on time he's always... [Audience yells, "Sleeping!"] Ah-ah! No, man, he's always washing his face Hit it, Joey [Verse 4] We drink the drinks, the drinks we drank I put my money in the bank They cut their crack, they offer joints We don't do drugs, do you get our... Meaning! Point! Watch the beat! [Pre-Chorus] I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know that... [Chorus] I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! [Verse 5] For a -- Wait, wait! Wait! Stop Stop We got a big problem Wait, Joey fucked up, so I wanna hear everybody say, "Joey fucked up!" [Audience yells, "Joey fucked up!"] Great! One more time [Audience yells, "Joey fucked up!"] Man, you guys are fuckin' mean That was a good, hit it, Joe For a heavy metal band rap's a different way We like to be different and not cliche Well, they say rap and metal can never mix Well, all of they can suck our- [Audience yells various things] ... do this right... Do it right, guys, do it right Suck my motherfuckin' dick Thanks a lot [Verse 7] Wooo Danny farts the farts, the farts he farted I pick my nose 'cause I'm retarded Like El Duce says, 'Smell my anal vapor And wipe my butt with your...' ...Face! Toilet paper! Watch the beat! [Pre-Chorus] I'm on your case, I'm in your face Kick you and your father back in place Step up, sucker, understand Don't you know... [Chorus] I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention! I'm the man! [Verse 8] So as this rap is winding down It's plain to see we wear the crown You know Anthrax is number one But we don't care, we just wanna have... [Audience shouts, "A festival!"] 'Fun', you fuckin' idiots! [Bridge] Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed We are the kings that all shall hail We're like a diamond that is forever And will remain the hardest ever! [Outro] Woo! You guys rule Fuckin' Dallas is ruined You knew all the words, stylin', man Hey, hey! I think we're going to get in trouble 'cause - I know, we cursed on the air We cursed! We said the F word ...what else can you say on the radio? And these guys told me all night not to say any swearing words, and I didn't, and they cursed How about this? You know, this is going to be played in Chicago and Cleveland and everywhere How about, on the count of 3, everybody says, "Fuck," okay? 1, 2, 3 [Audience shouts, "Fuck!"] Amazing