Roxanne Is A Man

Lyrics

[Intro] Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan [Verse 1] No I don't think he'll ever confess About the hair on his legs nor the hair on the chest You see he had you all fooled by his phony twist His Tootsie talk and how he works his wrist And you think by his rap that he is a she But I, the inspector, was able to see [Chorus] Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan [Verse 2] The day I met Roxanne I took her home Began to feel on her chest which was hard as a stone I thought maybe I was trippin', must come from all the dippin' Or maybе just the booze that I'm constantly sippin' Her chеst was kinda hairy, which got me kinda scary Roxanne, no way, could've ever had a cherry And you think by his rap that he is a she But I, the inspector, was able to see [Chorus] Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan [Verse 3] I became a little nauseous, which made me very cautious This so-called woman's even got a little sausage I can't explain the way, I really thought that day I never thought that I could be fooled by someone gay I say "Girl you cannot stay, I ain't givin' you no play Get up and get out and that's all I got to say" She said "Please give me a chance, to show you some romance" I said "That can't be done with the same thing in our pants And that ain't the issue, your boobs are made of tissue Everything about you I just know is artificial And you think by his rap that he is a she But I, the inspector, was able to see [Chorus] Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne's a man Roxanne's a man [Verse 4] She had me fooled, actin' feminine This ain't a lady, he's a man who just likes men Walkin' around in his mother's clothes Her high heel shoes and pantyhose You are what you are not what you try to be What you get sometimes ain't always what you see He, the Rox, gave up his jocks I'll brag about that for the next 12 blocks And you think by his rap that he is a she But I, the inspector, was able to see [Chorus] Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan [Verse 5] Too many Roxanne raps, too many Roxannes Now will the real Roxanne please take a stand? Of course he won't, he's got too much too hide He let a girl do his concerts to protect his pride No matter how you weigh it, it comes out the way I say it Roxanne is a man but a girl is how he plays it And you think by his rap that he is a she But I, the inspector, was able to see The R-O-X-A-N-N-E Is a M-A-N don't you S-E-E [Outro] Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!) Roxanne is a man, I know his plan