Kentucky Fried Christmas

Lyrics

[Chorus] It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down Where the lights stay up on the porch year-round It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride And there's no such thing as a silent night In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind And we like our Christmas Kentucky-fried [Verse 1] From Louisville to Harlan, it's time to deck the halls With Charlie Brown and Jesus, front yard inflatables Get a turkey from the Walmarts, last-minute presents and cards We do things different 'round here [Chorus] It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down Where the lights stay up on the porch year-round It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride And there's no such thing as a silent night In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind And we like our Christmas Kentucky-fried [Verse 2] Loretta, Lynn, and Ricky spinning on the vinyl Daddy reading stories from the family Bible See the stars and the moon shine on a cold December night We do things different 'round here [Chorus] It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down Where the lights stay up on the porch year round It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride And there's no such thing as a silent night In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind And we like our Christmas Kentucky fried [Post-Chorus] (Hey, hey) [Verse 3] Jingle bells, Colonel Claus, homegrown all the way Oh, what fun it is to eat Hot Browns on Christmas Day Bells on wild cats ring, eating Pecan pie Oh, what fun it is to add some slide [Chorus] It's a Kentucky fried Christmas, come on down Where the lights stay up on the porch year-round It's a John Deere tractor sleigh bell ride And there's no such thing as a silent night In the Bluegrass State, it's a state of mind And we like our Christmas Kentucky-fried