Razzle Dazzle

Lyrics

[Intro: Bailiff, Roxie, & Billy] Mr. Flynn, his honor is here Oh, Billy, I'm scared Roxie, you got nothing to worry about It's all a circus, kid, a three-ring circus These trials, the whole world, all show business But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest [Verse 1: Billy] Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll never catch wise [Verse 2: Billy & All] Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous Row after row will grow vociferous Give 'em the old flim flam flummox Fool and fracture 'em How can they hear the truth above the roar? Throw 'em a fake and a finagle They'll never know you're just a bagel Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll beg you for more [Verse 3: All] Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bamboozler Give 'em the old three-ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They'll let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em and you've got a romance [Verse 2: Billy & All] Give 'em the old razzle dazzle, razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act that's unassailable They'll wait a year 'til you're available Give 'em the old double whammy Daze and dizzy 'em Show 'em the first-rate sorcerer you are Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents? Razzle dazzle 'em Razzle dazzle 'em Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll make you a star