Lyrics

[CLEO] Ooh! My feet! My poor, poor feet! Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay I've been on my feet My poor, poor feet All day long today Ooh, my toes! My poor, poor toes! How can I give the service with a smile? When I'm on my toes My poor, poor toes Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile This little piggy's only broken This little piggy's on the bum This little piggy's in the middle Consequently, absolutely numb This little piggy feels the weight of the plate Though the freight's just an order of Melba toast And this little piggy is the littlest little piggy But the big son of a, hurts the most! Ooh, my feet! My poor, poor feet! Betcha your life a waitress earns her pay I've been on my feet My poor, poor feet All day long today Doin' my blue plate special ballet!