Kids on Holiday

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Are you waiting for me? At the end of the airport I'm off buying our tickets Auteur in hibernation But I'm feeling impatient We were late in departing And the smell of pajamas Is what makes me feel frivol There are minutes for sleeping But we didn't have minutes to spare [Verse 2] So you're feeling sleepy Sympathize with the retard Being held by his mother She's got spit in her napkin And she's pushing him that way Like a stench to the men's room And it's making you nauseous Where the hell have I got to? There's a boy who's a Krishna And he thinks you look pretty Well, he's eyeing your stockings He's got books to help you with your life [Verse 3] But there's no need to worry This is just a vacation It's not permanent leaving Every kid gets excited When his parents are yelling 'Cause they ordered a Lincoln And they received a compact And there's fat nuns and tenors Who are blocking departures 'Til I'm birthed from their vulvas And I kiss you and hug you Do you remember our forfeits? And you shout at the platform Here we come, mister airplane Here we come, mister airplane Here we come, mister airplane Here we come, mister airplane [Bridge] Please, please, please, please Try, try, try to Enjoy your roots Have some fun, fun, fun, fun Please, please, please, please Try, try, try to Enjoy your roots Have some fun, fun, fun, fun [Outro] Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun Kids on holiday, holiday, holiday Holiday fun (Please, please, please, please Try, try, try to Enjoy your roots Have some fun, fun, fun, fun Please, please, please, please Try, try, try to Enjoy your roots Have some fun, fun, fun, fun)