Lyrics

Davenports, kettle drums Swallow tail coats Table cloths Patent leather shoes Bathing suits Bowling balls Clarinets and rings All this radio really needs Is a fuse A tinker, a tailor A soldier's things His rifle, his boots full of rocks Oh and this one is for bravery This one is for me Everything's a dollar In this box Cuff links, hub caps Trophies, paperbacks It's good transportation But the brakes aren't so hot Neck tie and boxing gloves This jackknife is rusted You can pound that dent out on the hood A tinker, a tailor A soldier's things His rifle, his boots full of rocks Oh and this one is for bravery And this one is for me Everything's a dollar In this box A tinker, a tailor A soldier's things His rifle, his boots full of rocks Oh and this one is for bravery This one is for me Everything's a dollar Everything's a dollar Everything's a dollar In this box