Two of a Kind

Lyrics

EDDIE It's hard to describe my feelings But I'll try MAE He's gonna try EDDIE It's hard to express my wonder! MAE He's wondering: "Why?" EDDIE She's really so wonderful, so -- MAE Short? EDDIE No - petite Yet so complete MAE Now ain't he sweet? EDDIE We're two of a kind A perfect pair A knockout in the ring MAE We're two of a kind Why should we care If we don't own a thing? EDDIE She's a one-two punch MAE He's a catered lunch EDDIE She's a melon on the rind MAE He's one of the good guys BOTH And we're two of a kind MAE Show 'em your muscles EDDIE Nah MAE Show 'em your muscles! EDDIE (obliging) Huh! MAE Oooh! It's hard to express how happy I feel inside EDDIE She feels inside! MAE But he'll be my sugar pappy - Sweetheart? EDDIE My buttered bride! MAE He's really so wonderful, so -- EDDIE Brute? MAE No - astute He makes me toot EDDIE If that ain't cute: BOTH We're two of a kind A perfect match A couple through and through We're two of a kind EDDIE The catcher MAE The catch BOTH A fairy tale come true MAE He's a motor car EDDIE She's an oyster bar MAE Just the way that God designed EDDIE She's two feet below me MAE But we're two of a kind BOTH Why look for substitutions You'll never fine? We're happy together Being just two of a kind MAE One - EDDIE Two - BOTH I love you!