Underage Stalkers

Lyrics

Why am I stalked by these underage girls Why am I stalked by these underage girls Why am I stalked by these underage girls They won't leave me alone at my job I'm trying to sell some clothes They'll come into the store And hit on me, but they're sixteen I'm twenty-four Girls this hot never would notice me in high school So why now when it's illegal, oh why now Girls this hot never would date me when I was their age It's just no fair, when they were being born I was eight They say they love me And they want to have my kids They want to marry me I don't know what I did To get attention from girls this hot Never would notice me in high school So why now when it's illegal, oh why now Girls this hot never would date me when I was their age And now they visit my work everyday Why am I stalked by these underage girls Why am I stalked by these underage girls Why am I stalked by these underage girls They won't leave me alone at my job Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah I think they must be joking, I just play along (Dude, what about that time when you were asked to go to a prom?) (Aw, I totally forgot about that!) Why do these underage girls keep stalking me now (They're stalking me) Why do these underage girls keep stalking me now (They're stalking me) Why do these underage girls keep stalking me now (They're stalking me) Why do these underage girls keep stalking me