A Day at the Beach

Lyrics

That's why I don't understand the whole faggot thing. To me, that's common sense. I don't see how a guy lies on a beach sees another guy's hairy ass and says oh, I'll eat that. I gotta have that. I ain't leaving the beach till I see him. And they're too sensitive they don't know if they want to be called gays, homosexual, faires. I call them cocksuckers. I think it spells it out. What's the big debate about it? Yeah, they want their rights, I'll give them their rights, ten percent off vaseline now get the fuck back in the closet. It's unbelievable. I can't deal with it anymore. You have all kids now. Not just the regular, it's these trans testicles now. You ever one of them that's a nice Sunday surprise. Meet the girl of your dreams, wine and dine her, take her home, put your hand up her skirt, and hold a tree trunk. What do you say, hey for a chick you have some set of balls. And bisexual, let me explain something, there is no bisexual, no such thing. You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick. I mean, what are these guys. Do they get up in the morning and flip a coin? Heads I want, tails I want balls across the nose, oh. What a choice huh. I mean you never see a black guy being a guy. How do you give a guy heads from three blocks away and say I love you? Blacks are proud of their pensis, they hold onto it like someone is going to rip it off, you see me, coming down the street Yeah. You know a lot of people say to me, Moby, why are you always holding your dick? Well, it wouldn't be gentlemen to leave it dragging it around behind me. And why you're at why don't you be a gentleman and snack the toilet. And plunge the kitchen sink, it can always use it. The blacks know what I'm talking about. They know, throw it up here let me just show em.