Lyrics

[SYLVIA, spoken] Oh Judy, you must be so proud! I wish I had a talented daughter [JUDY, spoken] Who's to say where talent comes from? Look at Tina. After all... [JUDY, sung] I can't sing a note No talent whatsoever I can't tell a joke [SYLVIA, spoken] No? [JUDY] I'm simply not that clever Make no mistake With pride, I'm overcome But I haven't a clue As to who Tina gets it from [SYLVIA, spoken] Surely there must be something you can do [JUDY, spoken] Well... Let me think [JUDY, sung] I can make a bed [SYLVIA, spoken] You see, I told you! [JUDY] And do a thousand things with chicken [SYLVIA, spoken] You're brimming with talent [JUDY] My smoked salmon spread Fred said is finger lickin' [SYLVIA, spoken] Fred? [JUDY, spoken] My husband [JUDY, sung] But on a stage I simply would go numb So I'm up in the air As to where My daughter gets it from [SYLVIA] She needs someone like me, dear I've been around the block And together we'll make millions So who cares where Tina gets it from Now here's the way I see it First we get an agent One in New York One on the coast [SYLVIA, ( JUDY)] She's great for ( Hey! ) Commercials ( Watch me a cook a chicken!) But only a couple Overexposure is All too common ( My smoked salmon spread ) In this highly competitive world Where a professional kid (Fred said is... ) Can make More money Than her parents (finger lickin') She needs someone like me, dear (But on a stage) I've been around the block (I simply could go numb) And together (So I'm up in the air) We'll make millions (As to where) So who cares where Tina gets it from (Tina gets it from) [JUDY] No matter where she got it [SYLVIA, spoken] Oh who cares! [JUDY] She's got an awful lot [SYLVIA and JUDY] It doesn't matter Not a crumb [SYLVIA, spoken] Take me home! [JUDY, spoken] Where do you live? [SYLVIA and JUDY] Where Tina gets it from