Lyrics

[Spoken Word] God Come in, God God, come in, God Damn, you're a girl? Wow I guess the reason I'm talkin' to you tonight is Because I've been doin' a lot of thinkin' and And I consider myself a pretty cool guy And I've never cheated on any of my girlfriends Well, well, except that one little time in Japan, but That was just some head, and head don't count, right? Ah, thanks God, I knew you'd understand Well, I just feel like Well, to be honest with you God, I just need a sweet bitch You know somebody not too Not too fast, but not too slow 'Cause I don't have it all my damn self And life ain't easy You know, you just want somebody by your side To help smooth that thang out, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout? And at this point, I mean, I'm not bein' picky She doesn't even have to have a big ol' ass, you know? Just something well proportioned to her body You know, a nice little tail, you know? What? You say you, you say you found somebody? Is she cute? So when do I get to meet her? Oh God, you're the greatest Well, I guess I'll talk to you later Amen Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry A-lady