You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a ninety-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given a choice between the two of you, Sir, I'd have to say that I would pick the seasick crocodile! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty-wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!" You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched in moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch Your soul is an appalling junk heap overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich in arsenic sauce! You're a mean one, a nasty old green one You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!