Sugar And Booze (Edit)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I love snowmen and turtledoves in twos Holly, Ivy, Mistletoe can take away my blues Kris Kringle and his reindeer friends They endlessly amuse But the best part of the holidays is Sugar and booze [Verse 2] I love mittens and skating on the ice But I glide right through December mixing Naughty without Nice So pour a nip into that nog And let it light your fuse Cause the best part of the holidays is Sugar and booze [Bridge 1] Wake up, baby, don't you hit the snooze Just forget the headlines and the news Pop a cork, put on your dancin' shoes Gimme honey and hooch, and I'll give you a smooch And let's give those devils their due [Verse 3] I like cider but keep it spiked with rum What good's a little drummer boy with no Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum? Come New Year's Day we'll all resolve Those extra pounds to lose But now's the time we let it rip with Sugar and booze [Interlude] [Bridge 2] Once a year we all deserve some fun Life is short, so why live like a nun? Grab a fork, there's damage to be done King Wenceslaus hit the sweets and sauce So gimmie gin and cinnamon buns [Verse 4] I like cider, but keep it spiked with rum What good's a little drummer boy with no Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum? Come New Year's Day we'll all resolve Those extra pounds to lose You can keep that tray of crudités Honey, I refuse Martinis at lunch Pastries and punch It's our annual excuse We'll have Hendricks for the gentles Manischewitz for the Jews 'Cause the best part of the holidays is Sugar and booze Oh, yeah