In The Market For A Miracle

Lyrics

At Christmas time when you're a Jew It's easy to be kinda blue With everyone reminding you you're different from the rest Well they can keep there Christmas trees Our lawns need no nativities We got matzoh balls and the Maccabees Who could be depressed? Chanukah is here It reminds us every year That when your days are growing dim A light just might appear And so you're in luck, my dear 'Cause if you're in the market for a miracle One is heading right to ya So somebody say hallelujah Take your tush and park it for a miracle Slap a happy smile on that face 'Cause if you're in the market for a miracle Yeah, you came to the right place So throw some latkes on the plate Go stuff yourself—let's celebrate I think every Jew in this whole state Is here inside our home There's no need to be concerned— Just how think how long that oil burned There are miracles, or so I've learned At Temple Beth Shalom If you're in the market for a miracle We're serving all you can handle— It starts by grabbing a candle Light it up and spark it for a miracle I'll tell you what, I'll cut right to the chase— If you're in the market for a miracle You came to the right place All right, let's get it, lets go Li-da-di La-da-da Li-da-di La-da-da Li-da-di You know that Jesus was Jewish Li-da-di La-da-da Li-da-di Raise a glass to the Israelites Livin' it up for eight crazy nights Boychik you wanna stick with me If you're in the market for a miracle You're about to be blessed— A Jewish mama knows best When you're in the dark it takes a miracle Come on baby, let me rest my case For if you're in the market— C'mon take that tush and park it— I said if you're in the market for a miracle You came to the right place (More Hebraic scatting)