Badder

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Malvina, Giselle, Both] Please don't fear that you are upsetting me Dear, I barely know you're there Sorry, were you speaking? You're hard to see Like a smell that lingers in the air Trying to be clever? That makes no sense That's a role you haven't earned You don't see your own insignificance Well, it's time you learned [Chorus: Both, Giselle, Malvina] You may think you're bad But, darling, I am badder Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in Being just a has-been, a wannabe villain? You're a garter snake And I'm a big puff adder Face it, I am so much badder Than you [Verse 2: Giselle, Malvina, Both] Surely you can see it's ridiculous Two villains in one fairy tale This town is too small for the both of us So off into the sunset, you should sail I can send my minions to help you pack I'll be careful not to crow Darling, I will miss you, alas, alack But you have got to go [Chorus: Both, Malvina, Giselle] You can claim you're bad But I'm a better badder Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll Ever equal me as a mistress of evil I'm the heart and brains And you, you're just the bladder How can you believe you're badder than I? [Bridge: Both, Malvina, Giselle] Nobody ever would bother to tell A tale with Maleficent and with Cruella My cheekbones are sharper My hair's much more high So jump down a rabbit hole Go climb a beanstalk It's not au revoir, but goodbye [Verse 3: Giselle, Malvina, Both] Someone really should put a stop on her (Someone really should put a stop on her) Up to me to find a way (Up to me to find a way) Maybe there's a house I can drop on her Mm, is a poisoned apple too cliché? Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down A spell to make her disappear And when she is gone, I will own the town And everyone will cheer [Chorus: Both, Giselle, Malvina] She was sorta bad But you are so much badder Clearly that is why I have to See that she lives happily never after Once I sit alone atop the villain ladder Everyone in Monrolasia Will totally be in my thrall They will say, "Oh, Queen, we praise ya" Because I will be not just badder Because I will be not just badder, badder But the nasty, everlast-y, flabbergast-y Very, very baddest of them all