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QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not. QUILL, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass. This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence. QUIVER, n. A portable sheath in which the ancient statesman and the aboriginal lawyer carried their lighter arguments.        &nbspHe extracted from his quiver,        &nbspDid the controversial Roman,        &nbspAn argument well fitted        &nbspTo the question as submitted,        &nbspThen addressed it to the liver,        &nbspOf the unpersuaded foeman. Oglum P. Boomp QUIXOTIC, adj. Absurdly chivalric, like Don Quixote. An insight into the beauty and excellence of this incomparable adjective is unhappily denied to him who has the misfortune to know that the gentleman's name is pronounced Ke-ho-tay.        &nbspWhen ignorance from out of our lives can banish        &nbspPhilology, 'tis folly to know Spanish. Juan Smith QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the United States Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House; in the House of Representatives, of the Speaker and the devil. QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words erroneously repeated.        &nbspIntent on making his quotation truer,        &nbspHe sought the page infallible of Brewer,        &nbspThen made a solemn vow that we would be        &nbspCondemned eternally. Ah, me, ah, me! Stumpo Gaker QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another—usually about as many times as it can be got there.