Names

Lyrics

(spoken) Hi, welcome to the Valley My name? Well, which one do you want? Yeah, we all have two Well there's your real name, which is the one that you're stuck with But then there's your porn name, which is whatever you want it to be You actually have to register it It costs five bucks! (sung) Three bucks in your pocket and it costs five to get your name (spoken) When I started, I didn't even have the money! (sung) Three bucks in your pocket and it costs five to get your name There's a famous expression It's the street that you grew up and your first pet But you have to make an impression Something special and unique So they won't forget (spoken) Me? I'm Jimmy Wood Like, you know Also it's kinda my thing Like most people wouldn't, well Jimmy would It's a play on words (sung) It's something that you own Whoa It's something of your own Whoa It's something you can sell Whoa It's something so that they'll remember (spoken) I wanted to show that I'm a stud, so my last name is Savage But, my first name is Hershel because I had to remain true to my Jewish identity (sung) Well, Sunny Lane is my personality I can't be something that I'm not I'm happy a lot 'Cause I spread a lot of sunshine I take away your pain I say, "Come stroll down my Sunny Lane" (spoken) When I picked my name, Sunny Leoni There were no other Sunnys So, I'm not saying anything bad about her But, like, she stole my name And for my last name, I chose Kross Just because I like the letter K And it's so cool because now they use my name in all of my movie titles And everybody knows who I am Double Kross, UnKross, Kriss Kross (sung) It's something that you own Whoa (spoken) Uh, I went through a couple different stage names My first one was Long Island (sung) It's something of your own Whoa (spoken) Then I changed to Alexander Kelly 'Cause I'm a big fan of Gene Kelly But then I realized his dancing was great, but his name was kinda gay So instead I chose Hudson for Rock Hudson (sung) It's something you can sell Whoa (spoken) Wolf's from werewolf Wolf Hudson! It's like *wolf howl* (sung) It's something so that they'll remember Sunny, Misty, Stormy, Haley, Ginger, Lynn, Lacey Lane Sunny Lane, Sunny Leoni, Cindy Lou, Belladonna Randy, Evan, Dick, Nick, Kylie, Katy, Kate and Aiden Craven, Audrey,, Wolf, Sunny, Misty, Stormy, Haley Well, my real last name is Brown and I've always been sweet So, my boyfriend, well one of high school boyfriends I was like that in high school Called me Brown Sugar, and I got it tattooed on my thigh When I was 18, before I got into porn (spoken) You know, Peter North has two names Peter North is his straight name, and when he does gay porn, he's like Matt Ramsey I'm like, "Hi, we all know you're the same person!" (sung) I was filming a scene Playing Peter North's son I was figuring out a name And Peter came up with one He said if I wasn't Peter North I would be Craven Moorehead Craven Moorehead! And since you're playing my son today I'm giving you that name Sunny, Misty, Stormy, Haley, Ginger, Lynn and Lacey Lane And Sunny Lane and Sunny Leoni, Cindy Lou and Belladonna Randy, Evan, Dick and Nick, Kylie, Katy, Kate and Aiden Craven, Audrey, [?], Wolf, Sunny, Misty, Stormy, Haley (spoken) Don't Kross the nurse Don't Kross the teacher Don't Kross my mom When you've got a good brand, the possibilities are endless