Where’s Roger Rabbit?

Lyrics

[Hook] Yo I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know Where's Roger Rabbit mothafucka I gotta know Yo I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know Where's Roger Rabbit mothafucka I gotta know Yo I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know Where's Roger Rabbit mothafucka I gotta know Yo I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know Where's Roger Rabbit mothafucka I gotta know [Verse 1] Once upon a time in the gritty city Fuck a fairy tale, this tale isn't pretty In the land called Fuck lived a rabbit called Roger Made his living off of clappin' and being a robber One day, he disappeared off the fucking map He owes my ass money, wasting all of his on betting craps So I go to that one fucker who once got claps Jack was a jackass, Jill was a shifty ass prostitute Apparently Roger was bragging about his lots of loot Him and Roger liked to go to the old lady who lives in a shoe And smoke some marijuana, of which she was the local supplier He says he's not a liar but he swears that the place caught on fire The old lady was dead and Roger was last seen there Witnesses to the crime were Goldilocks and the three bears They didn't see shit, but they saw Little Bo Beep selling sheep skins She always be peepin' Running away suspiciously, pulling figures despicably Caught up with her and questioned her shit She said she wouldn't snitch, so I smacked her and called her a bitch She said "Me and the old lady were beefin', all I was doing was creeping Wanted to steal from her when she was asleep and" Listen, I don't give a fuck I'm looking for a hare Goofy looking motherfucker, I heard that hung out over there I'll give you a minute to divulge a location Or you're fucked up corpse is going into my basement She said she saw him around when the fire started She tried to pry apart a window and saw the old lady's soul departed She was hazy as fuck but she saw a couple shadows One was of his shape and one of some other asshole She said she was curious but she didn't wanna be a bother Cause she didn't want to end up like the wolf and Mr. Rogers Or Humpty Dumpty, if you want more information go to Ms. Muffy Then she had a nervous breakdown and said she wanted to fuck me Nah bitch, I just wanna go and get my money, stop acting funny Just call her up and set up a meet, or I'll shoot you in your tummy [Hook] [Verse 2] The next night, I just got out of bed right Into my auto and someone appeared in front of my headlights She told me to get in the car An old woman covered in red, that's a fight I didn't wanna start So I walked in and talked to Ms. Muffet and she told me the story of how Cinderella got shot up over on Bonaparte She was a neighborhood ho and a snitch and slept with the one I was looking How apparently he got shit cooking, C told her how the cops be trying to book him Eventually she ended up in a ditch, but she was a snitch So nobody gave a fuck, even if she was a fucking crip But I thought the gangs just didn't match I asked Just then the driver decided to hit the gas We just got into a car chase So many wounds that I ended up looking like Scarface We was poppin' pistols and she told me about her problems Elsa the Snow Queen was moving in, she got out her revolver Trying to muscle in on my territory, and I think that motherfucker Roger was involved He's always getting mixed up into murders that wasn't solved The car then flew and she got her next snapped Crashed into the side of a building, thinking "I don't want to catch my next rap" The enemy is on attack, I got grazed in the head then all the sudden it started getting black [Hook] [Verse 3] I got questioned by Huckleberry's deputy His partner got shot so he's depressed, and he felt that suicide was his destiny He interrogated me for a while but I wouldn't talk With nothing to go on he let me go, so I walked I heard about that shooting and that Huckleberry was rolling with Goofy And that his last words were "Oh please, please nobody shoot me" And that motherfucker was rolling with Mickey Their only goal was to go out and get cheese So he must have been corrupt, no suspects and now the case is fucked As I later found out, he was having an affair with Mickey's brother They both were clucks, and both were friends with Donald's mother Who was a ho and the two were involved in a mob war Shit got fucked and they all ended up popped for it Well either way I fucking want my money I see Dog, Beetlejuice & Miss Piggy go into a car acting funny So I decided to follow them in a taxi cab Ms. Piggy was fucking pissed and was actin' like she needed a maxi-pad They met in a seedy alley near Elsa and some fucking duck Mob boss lovers, they almost found me, thought I was out of luck Until they started talking, revealing a gigantic plan They were selling guns and drugs over in Afghanistan Roger was the connection they were all meeting And everyone was nervous because they thought he would be deceiving He was also pissed off because Bugs was his father Ms. Piggy shot him, secretly planning revenge, so he wants to stop her From breathing but business is business so he didn't let it slip He just got out a gigantic pistol and threw in the clip I watched anxiously, waiting for a shootout to go down But instead they were keeping everything on the low now They were arguing about past events And yelling at each other with such ferocity and nastiness Turns out Roger killed Mickey in his sleep And shot Quick Draw McGraw because they were selling sheepskins with Little Bo Beep Everyone was drawing guns, that's when I was surprised who got out the jeep Three Little Pigs, they just got out of jail They want their town back, and pulled a few favors so they got out on bail Donald being the one with respect went to object When all the sudden Jabberjaw the Shark pulled a knife on his neck Instant betrayal, everyone pulling out guns Jabberjaw used to work for him, Donald viewed him as a son Dog looked even more pissed off, yelling at him that he was a cunt He yelled back that he was the one to shoot his partner Killed Pixie and Dixie too, so the trade of lives is what he will barter All the sudden Roger pulled up with an automatic Spraying shells, so many that most of them flew past and went into traffic Tom and Jerry pulled up and whipped out the Tommy Gun That's when I pulled in, we went and shot almost all of them All that was left was me and Jabber, saying if I let him live we'll be pushing caine, like Solomon All the sudden Dog got up and Jabber hit the ground He helped me cover up evidence then went back to the pound I saw a briefcase in Roger's car and opened it Five Million dollars and some opiates Of course we got some motherfuckers trying to tell Kermit the Frog, Bo Beep, Snow White and her beast, I sent them all to fucking hell And now I'm rich as fuck, sold the opiates and now I'm gone Going back to Toontown, can't help but thinking I was a pawn Oh well, it's was a happy ending for me then That was until I ended up like other deceased men