Till We Meat

Lyrics

[Intro] Uh, you look nothing like your Tinder profile picture Anyways, I'm trying to get in out of this rain, can you let me in? Oh my God, what the fuck is this place? [Verse 1: Lee Carver] Nice to meet you, my name is Lee, welcome to my home I live here with all my brothers, I told them leave us alone So wipe your foot off on the welcome mat, his name is Matt His mustache collects the dirt up off the floor, I'll take your bag, place it on the back A spinal column! I got 'em boys, fresh ingredients You think I'd take you somewhere decent? You must be dreaming, bitch You the main course, start with the brain first, start when the chain squirt Every night a dinner party, I can't wait for dessert, my stomach hurts [Pre-Chorus: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, & Joe Black] Linda is the lampshade, Kevin is the couch The door is always open, and you welcome to our house Adam is an armchair, Carly is the curtains We're having you for dinner and there's one thing that's for certain It's [Chorus: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, & Joe Black] (I can't wait until we meet) Frank is in the fridge (I can't wait until we meet) Sam is in the can (I can't wait until we meet) Ah! (I can't wait until we meet) Won't you come into the kitchen and give me a hand? [Verse 2: Billy Obey] Carl is a coin purse, and April is an apron I'm Billy Obey, and with death I have a fascination In fact, it ended all my past relations *Doorbell* That's when I knew dinner arrived I ate a pregnant bitch, a Kinder Surprise Ask if Bill care, no! That seals the deal You use a wheelchair? Oh, that's meals on wheels Spent years perfecting my recipes Eating human meat's a delicacy, also a felony, you see [Pre-Chorus: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, & Joe Black] Linda is the lampshade, Kevin is the couch The door is always open, and you welcome to our house Adam is an armchair, Carly is the curtains We're having you for dinner and there's one thing that's for certain It's [Chorus: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, & Joe Black] (I can't wait until we meet) Frank is in the fridge (I can't wait until we meet) Sam is in the can (I can't wait until we meet) Ah! (I can't wait until we meet) Won't you come into the kitchen and give me a hand? [Verse 3: Joe Black] I bide my time making things out of faces They keep me down in the basement but let me out on occasion Sometimes just to hunt 'em, sometimes to gut 'em I remember the first, it was a wife and a husband-to-be I beat to death in their sleep, I had to bludgeon the meat I made a necklace from their tongues and their teeth You can say we seem unstable, if you could, you'd call us evil But your skull is now on a candle on a table made of people [Pre-Chorus: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, & Joe Black] Linda is the lampshade, Kevin is the couch The door is always open, and you welcome to our house Adam is an armchair, Carly is the curtains We're having you for dinner and there's one thing that's for certain It's [Chorus: Billy Obey, Lee Carver, & Joe Black] (I can't wait until we meet) Frank is in the fridge (I can't wait until we meet) Sam is in the can (I can't wait until we meet) Ah! (I can't wait until we meet) Won't you come into the kitchen and give me a hand?