Spill Your Guts

Lyrics

[Skit] Forgive me, Father, for I have, uh sinned It's, uh, been a while since I came to- *Laughs* Yes, go on To confession I sure has heck have sinned quite a bit since So I wanna come clean *Laughs* Cum clean! Go on, go on Okay, well, uh, for starters My neighbors, the Stevensons, just got a new bass boat By golly, I'm so dang filled with jealousy I can barely stomach it No worry, murder them, strike them down Do it in under the cover of night Thus the lessen the chances of capture A blunt instrument to the head should do the trick Sorry, go on What else have you done? Well, Father, this one bears heavily on my heart, but uh During Mass last week, I caught myself Having, uh, lustful thoughts about Agnes Dickerson Her perfume smelled so lovely And just such a nice blouse Shove your fingers in her ass Father, excuse me? That's a highly inappropriate response considering- Blast a digit up her dumper Just before talking to her succubus ear Then she will be prepared To consummate the ritual of hedonistic- Father! I'm sorry, but either I'm confused Or maybe you don't understand I'm a happily-married man of God And I can't be privy to such- The age of the old god has ended And in its birth, the rise of the Olde Gods From a sea of blood, the world will be cleansed And born under a new lifeless sun The nonbelievers flayed on smoldering pillars of fire Stretched and screaming The gnashing of the horde clamoring for your flesh And they're so hungry Good grief! Get me out of here! Heavens to Betsy! Somebody, please! Get off me! And now that you have confessed Let me go! It is time to repent! Ha ha ha ha ha! *Stabbing* Yeah, a little off the top!