Rigor Erectus

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Billy Obey] I'm at Greenlawn with no intent to do harm I brought two bottles of Boone's Farm And that's two for you, and none for me I dug all night just to keep you company (Right!) I know its gotta be lonely underneath there What's that? (I love you) Oh you're in love with me? Swear (I do) Well girl, just know that the feeling is mutual I've been making plans for us since your funeral I can already hear you moaning out loud There's just something 'bout the way that they lowered you down They made me crazy, I wanna hit that Went to give her a hug but her ribs cracked (What the fuck?) Still I put my finger in her dry pussy and to be honеst I never thought of stopping I just kept spitting on it I got liquor, I got lovе and I got bud So let's talk about the first thing that pops up (Boner!) [Chorus] I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up (That's why I dug you up!) I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue (You ain't got no tongue, baby!) Just me and you, and a bottle of booze (Let's get drunk!) At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay) And that might be the perfect place to show you (My Rigor Erectus) I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist A love like this is so infectious Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus) [Verse 2: Lee Carver, Joe Black] I remember you were so pretty, ho But the fact that you met your demise is pretty shitty If a love like this is a crime, better commit me so Dig up my honey film an unboxing video Here I am, it's eleven at night Slip the groundskeeper Clyde a five to get inside Don't worry homie, I'm just ghost huntin' I got a shovel and a duffle and there might be some corpse fuckin' KY Astroglide, wet wipes, Lysol A single red rose, twelve pack of White Claw Fuck social distance, she only six feet deep Beneath the headstone made of concrete Under the stars our love is maintained And I can't wait to sex up your skeletal frame I really can't wait to make your casket rock What the fuck, Joe!? (You got the wrong damn grave plot!) [Chorus] I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up (That's why I dug you up!) I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue (You ain't got no tongue, baby!) Just me and you, and a bottle of booze (Let's get drunk!) At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay) And that might be the perfect place to show you (My Rigor Erectus) I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist A love like this is so infectious Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus) [Verse 3: Joe Black] In the cemetery 'cause I lost all hope Got no friends, I'm a joke, got no bitch, 'cause I'm broke I was being swallowed by my hopeless existence Until I noticed something glowing in the distance Thought it was cops or maybe lightning bugs I made my way to the spot, no, it's drugs When you're broke as I am that's like winning the lotto Only words on the back was, "eat the whole bottle" So I did, don't wanna fuck up fate (Fucked up) Then I woke up naked in a dug up grave (What the fuck?) The crickets are laughing and calling me stupid They were stuck on her casket, I chewed through it The rest is too gross so I don't tell it often Just assume I hammered my nail in her coffin No side effects so I don't feel sick But I awoke with a six inch maggot for a dick (Ew) [Chorus] I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up (That's why I dug you up!) I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue (You ain't got no tongue, baby!) Just me and you, and a bottle of booze (Let's get drunk!) At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay) And that might be the perfect place to show you (My Rigor Erectus) I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist A love like this is so infectious Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus) [Chorus] I used to dig you, that's why I dug you up (That's why I dug you up!) I wanna kiss you, but you ain't got no tongue (You ain't got no tongue, baby!) Just me and you, and a bottle of booze (Let's get drunk!) At the bottom of a six foot grave (Okay) And that might be the perfect place to show you (My Rigor Erectus) I know you a corpse I ain't trynna be sexist A love like this is so infectious Dead bitch get this (Rigor Erectus) [Outro] "Ooh wee, girl. On a night like this, with celestial beauties raining down, I can only envision creeping on into your crib and getting in between your lips, performing cunnilingus on your beautiful corpse, and that's a joke of course, unless you're serious, about pursuing something a little bit romantical. Hoo, I can give a consent of your family you remain a next to kin, huh, and we can do it again, and that's you know what I'm saying? Heh, woo, you know what I mean? You're stiff. Let me loosen you up, baby. That's right. Just like that."