Intro (Gods of Evil Rise)

Lyrics

[Skit] I do enjoy this country living. Something about sitting on your own porch. Just enjoying the peace and quiet You right, baby Especially after a long day of doing the Lord's work. Those three are burnt to a fucking crisp, hahaha They deserved to die And that is cause for celebration. Martha, be a dear and bring me out a cold glass of iced tea. And you do know how I like my ice Oh, no problem, you fat piece of shi- Oh, I mean no problem, beautiful. Anything for you. I'll be right back, baby Here this old radio, turn some tunes on. Have ourselves a little soiree! Not that shit! Uh, nah, not that! Oh, Heavens to Betsy, no Baby, what the hell is that noise? Warning! Warning! This is not a drill.The United States government has issued the following message to Scioto County, Ohio What in the hell? Baby, what's going on? Martha, get on out here and hear this! Warning! Warning! This is not a drill. The United States government has issued the following message to Scioto County, Ohio Whoa, it's raining blood! There are reports of freak storms and major flooding in all affected areas in the tristate Citizens are advised to stay in their homes, ration food and keep their doors locked Oh my goodness, baby, is this something they would do? Honey, God knows something terrible is going on That's not good, that's not good at all Baby, please tell me what's going on Oh no Warning! Warning! This os not a drill! Do you hear that? What the hell is that? Do you hear that? All police and emergency services are dead Save your bullets for your families and yourselves Oh, I can feel it in my bones, baby Oh my god, what is that Warning! Warning! This is not a drill The United States government has issued the following message To Scioto County, Ohio Go to the bedroom and retrieve my shotgun The ammunition's in the bedside This is the rapture, they done did it! There are reports of freak storms and major flooding In all affected areas in the tristate Citizens are advised to stay in their homes Ration food and keep their doors locked Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil Here's your shotgun, baby Protect our land, honey Warning! Warning! This it not a drill! All police and emergency services are dead Take this, you son of a bitch *gunshot* *gunshot* Save your bullets for yourselves and your family