An Ominous Shack

Lyrics

[Intro: Billy Obey, Lee Carver] You drug me all the way out here for this shit? Yo, this place is suppose to have a hot tub But I bet it got bed bugs Come on, no fuckin' way! I'm not sleeping here I'll be in the car! There's no way we can bring babes back here No, hold on, don't leave me guys. Don't leave me There's no way. F that! Woah, what the... Look at this shit! You see that? [Verse 1: Lee Carver, Joe Black, Billy Obey] The roof and the porch is about to collapse Uhh, why the fuck's it getting dark so fast? Yeah it's like, not even three but it looks like midnight Who got the key? Let's get inside and get right Hey, yo, Lee (Whattup?) They said it was under the mat (Bet!) Soon as he grabbed it the sky turned black This vacation is wack, this cabin's a dump I'm totally getting a refund! What the fuck? This weekend was suppose to be fun Well it's not (Right?) I'm just thankful for the bag of pot that Bill brought Uh, guys, I forgot to bring the blunt wraps. I'm being honest here Man, what could be worse than that? I forgot the gas What do you mean? We've got half a tank! I mean I forgot the weed, forgot the dank (Ugh) A storm's brewing, shouldn't ignore it Just open up the door and explore it, it's [Chorus: Lee Carver, Billy Obey] Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid An ominous shack in the black of the forest Torture and horror we'll surely endure This shit don't look like the picture from the brochure Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid An ominous shack in the black of the forest Suddenly I get the sensation We're probably gonna die on this vacation [Verse 2: Joe Black, Billy Obey, Lee Carver] It smells like the armpits of a carcass I can see the piss on the carpets in the darkness Guys, I'm sorry about forgetting the bud We in deep, our feet stuck to the rug, this shit is gross Cobwebs and dust covering taxidermy Shit, you already know that that bathrooms dirty Well, if not it will be, compliments of Billy (Fuck you) Forgot the weed but he brought his ma's chili He means really I'm the shit, you know and it's true Joey's always tripping 'cause he can't tie his shoes Shut the fuck up, you two, it ain't time to fight All of a sudden the fireplace ignites Out of the norm, but at least we have light By the sound of the storm, we'll be stuck here all night Something wasn't right, feeling oh so uneasy Start noticing a green light glowing underneath me, it's [Chorus: Lee Carver, Billy Obey] Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid An ominous shack in the black of the forest Torture and horror we'll surely endure This shit don't look like the picture from the brochure Decrepit, creepy, dusty and horrid An ominous shack in the black of the forest Suddenly I get the sensation We're probably gonna die on this vacation [Verse 3: Lee Carver] Everything went quiet, all still and eerie Its neck bone snapped in its throat so clearly The severed head of the deer mounted on the wall Moved its jaws (What the fuck) and spoke a warning to all, it said [Outro] You know that smell that smells so distinct, it's that stink you love it From what direction you can't tell just where the fuck it's coming from You know that smell that smells so distinct, it's that stink you love it (Smells like some fuckin' dank, bruh!) From what direction you can't tell just where the fuck it's coming from (You smell that weed? He's trying to tell us to go down to the basement, right down there) You know that smell that smells so distinct, it's that stink you love it (In the fucking basement? I can smell it) From what direction you can't tell just where the fuck it's coming from