Alternate Dimension

Lyrics

[Intro] Wakey fucking wakey, no eggs and bakey Looks like you three turds are a little groggy, huh? Might wanna wake up and continue your horrifically epic journey Or do you wanna stay here and die? [Verse 1: Lee Carver, Billy Obey, Joe Black] Waking from a nightmare I still feel fried I think we died and crossed over to the other side Nope we're still alive, there goes Bill and Joe Why the fuck your legs turn into tentacles yo I don't know but you're not looking so hot yourself (What you mean?) Ironically when you talk your face melts Quiet! Shut up hеy you guys hear that Don't be a drag do a dab of the tree sap This high off onе hit can you two believe that Shit turned the moon to a talking weed sack What the fuck it's like we're stuck in outer space man It had a funny taste I think that shit was laced man It began to rain from stale clouds of smoke That formed a three headed goat that spit ash when it spoke The unholy power of the bag you invoke Caused time and space in itself to corrode [Chorus] Oh shit, forgot to mention One hit of the spliff, alternate dimension Oh shit, forgot to mention One hit of the spliff alternate dimension You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us (Where the fuck do we go?) [Verse 2: Joe Black, Lee Carver, Billy Obey] Can't see where I'm going and I'm staring to choke Volcanoes coughing up second hand smoke I'm hungry I'm high, I'm pretty sure I'm naked Got smoke in my eye it's time to find the exit (Let's go) Desperate as fuck and trapped in this place Transported through a portal to this giant ass ashtray And that ways a trap, shit maybe it's safe Gotta convince my legs to even walk that way I'd escape this place if I knew that I could I burn a forest the way that I roll through these backwoods Everything set ablaze but what I'm chiefing is good Just smoked a gram that's one less G in the Hood Damn sound won't stop, it keeps growing louder I wanna go home, eat and shower Shits getting crazy we need to sober up Do you guys hear that baby? (No) Fuck! [Chorus] Oh shit, forgot to mention One hit of the spliff, alternate dimension Oh shit, forgot to mention One hit of the spliff alternate dimension You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us [Verse 3: Joe Black, Lee Carver] That giant ass mushroom is actually a house There's some dead guy in it screaming gibberish out his mouth In an alternate dimension and this is where stay We forgot to mention, it's the big homie Blaze! [Verse 4: Blaze Ya Dead Homie] Yo I don't even know where I'm at One drag of necronomichron my eyes roll back In my head gone off the dome straight up fried Got me tripping balls like a sherm head off formaldehyde Orange mushroom clouds fill the sky From the smoke I expunge out the lungs and I rise Probably paralyzed lost in a wasteland of sorts A realm with three suns most everything is scorched Now ashes cover almost everything I see The day never changes 'cause the sun never leaves Another hit of the spliff and I'm morphed If you watch as my wings and my horns start to form Into a Gryphanot, just a mythical beast I am the king of creatures Necronomichron release So peep game, some like a warning on a label Smoking this shit might bring some life to your fables [Chorus] Oh shit, forgot to mention One hit of the spliff, alternate dimension Oh shit, forgot to mention One hit of the spliff alternate dimension You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us You know you wanna smoke with us [Outro] [?]