She Broke My Dick

Lyrics

[Intro] She broke my dick! [Verse 1] Getting it on with *bleep* I swear this really happened I pulled my trick maneuver That's when I heard it, snappin'! [Chorus 1] She broke my dick! (Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick! [Verse 2] Ever since I met her My life's been on the rocks Cold ice packs and heating pads And band-aids for my... (penis) [Chorus 2] She broke my dick! (Ow!) She goddamn broke my dick! [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] She broke my dick! (Oh!) She goddamn broke my dick! (She broke his dick!) She broke my dick! (I broke his dick!) She b-b-broke my dick! [Verse 3] Main vein shot with cortisone An ice pack on the rest It hurt so much but I'd do it again Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied? [Outro] You don't mind if I leave the needle in while I prepare the cortisone, do you?