Lyrics

Two generation gaps between us Two parents in one I know you did your best You and the egg timer You're my father And you were my mom and dad I know you did your best You and the egg timer She took all your money She left a note on the door We had TV dinners And we called her a whore I hope you're proud of me Like I am of you Egg timer You and the egg timer Egg timer You and the egg timer Two hours of sleep at night Two full time jobs I know you did your best You and the egg timer We didn't go fishing, no We didn't play ball I know you did your best You and the egg timer Sixty minutes is as far as it goes The egg timer When I wanna take an hour to remember you in the past I have the egg timer I hope I never have to use it the way you did Egg timer Egg timer