Alfredo’s

Lyrics

[Intro] I'm starving I'm starving I'm starving I'm starving (fucking starving to death!) [Verse 1] Here's a message from the boys of ALL Not to be rude but when it comes to food There's really only one place you can go [Pre-Chorus] Go to Alfredo's At Alfredo's! [Chorus 1] At Alfredo's in Lomita Even the Russians go (to Alfredo's) Even the Martians go (to Alfredo's) Woah My heart yearns for you (Alfredo) My heart burns for you (Alfredo) Woah Romance is in the air (at Alfredo's) You'll always find us there (at Alfredo's) If my all-culations are correct The dishwasher is a victim of much neglect [Bridge 1] Our name is ALL and we wrote this song It's not very good, people say it's too long Well listen up Alfredo, this is for you The reason why we wrote this is to get some free food! (We want) Massive enchiladas with rice and beans! (We want) Two beef tacos, number ten that means! (We want) Chicken tostadas, lots of beans and rice! (We want) Lots of cokes and lots of ice! [Chorus 2] And another thing, Alfredo (at Alfredo's) As a representative of the ALLular way of life We must tell you that we're disappointed in you (In Lomita) For closing your shop at night and going home and going to sleep (At Alfredo's) We're ALL - we practically live here We want you to stay open 595 hours a day (In Lomita) 765 days a year 7 weeks a month (At Alfredo's) 645 minutes an hour (At Alfredo's) Woah 1733 Pacific Coast Highway, (At Alfredo's) in Lomita, 90717 534-9924 (At Alfredo's) give 'em a call [Bridge 2] What, you don't like Alfredo's? Go kill yourself! (We're leaving!) Good for you guys, get out of here! Hey look, they left their food Who needs 'em? I'd rather smell food than perfume any day [Verse 2] Rrrrrrrrrr-i-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti Buenos dias, senorita! Que bueno, que pasa (At Alfredo's) Ah, buenos, mucho bueno (In Lomita) We don't speak Spanish, we just speak food (At Alfredo's) Because we're ALL, that's ALL we do (In Lomita) This is no place to take a chick The food is great but she might get sick (At Alfredo's) (In Lomita) It's just a hole in the wall, but it's good enough for ALL (At Alfredo's) (At Alfredo's) [Outro] Rrrrrrrrrr-i-ta! Adios, senora!