PENIS MUSIC RADIO BROADCAST v 1.5 (SPOOPY EXDITION!!1)

Lyrics

[Intro] (Oh, we're back on the air? Shit) You already know what time it is Six, six, six, Penis Music Radio, motherfucker! More penis, more music, more everything On the air, six, six, six, Penis Music Radio Holiday season! [Pre-Drop] Beware the shadows [Instrumental] Oh my god! We the best! [Instrumental] [Interlude] We'll be right back! Penis music [Skit] Hi there, it's Quandalious Bingleton Bartholomew II And I got the product just for you! Have you ever felt these symptoms? Let me know if it describes you *clears throat* Coughing, musclе weakness, fatigue (*coughing*, oh!) In a gay, opеn relationship with a 30-year-old man that plays a concerning amount of Peggle Deluxe Scratches, and those pesky little goosebumps that you get at 2AM (Scratches) If most, if not all of these symptoms are hitting more home than ever You are dealing with one of two situations: One, that 30-year-old man is keeping you hostage (Fucking whore!) Or two, you might be dealing with an underlined condition called mitoritis Usually, this disease is very non-life-threatening However, if you think it's extremely annoying And it bothers you on your day-to-day tasks You need to start taking our new medicine today We call it, Phizer Here's everything it does: *clears throat* Let's go to some customers that have tried it So, now that you've been taking Phizer for your underlined disease, how do you feel? Yeah man, this kinda, like, worked out This is definitely, like, the best medicine I've ever had My name is Dr. Jimmybob XXII And I can tell you right now that this is the best medicine in all of the land You need to get this medicine This medicine worked crazy! This medicine worked so well with me and my baby mama **** So yeah, this medicine good, uh So call your doctor today About using Phizer (If any of these symptoms offend you, please call a doctor immediately.) (Summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know...) [Outro] Now that that's out of the way Let's get some PMCTOBER 4 action in this motherfucker! *airhorn*