Yo Girl

Lyrics

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken] Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note [VERONICA, spoken] Oh my God Is she dead? [HEATHER DUKE, spoken] Just some broken bones Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably [H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Yo, girl, keep it together I knew you would come far Now you're truly a Heather Smell how gangsta you are [VERONICA, spoken] Martha, I'm so sorry [H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Yo, girl, feel a bit punchy? She's not looking so well Still, you've earned that red scrunchie Come join Heather in hell [VERONICA'S DAD, spoken] Where have you been? [VERONICA'S MOM, spoken] We've been worried sick! Your friend J.D. stopped by He told us everything [VERONICA, spoken] Everything? [VERONICA'S DAD, spoken] Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide? [VERONICA'S MOM, spoken] He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick [HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken] He's got your handwriting down cold [VERONICA'S MOM, spoken] Please, honey, talk to us [VERONICA, spoken] No, you wouldn't understand [VERONICA'S MOM, spoken] Try me! I've experienced everything you're going through right now [H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Guess who's right down the block [VERONICA'S MOM, spoken] Your problems seem like life and death [H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Guess who's climbing the stairs [VERONICA'S MOM, spoken] I promise they're not [H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Guess who's picking your lock [VERONICA, spoken] You don't know what my world looks like [H. CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Time's up, go say your prayers Veronica's running on, running on fumes now Veronica's totally fried Veronica's gotta be trippin' on shrooms now Thinkin' that she can hide Veronica's done for, there's no doubt now Notify next of kin Veronica's trying to keep him out now Too late, he got in [J.D., spoken] Knock, knock Sorry for coming in through the window Dreadful etiquette, I know [VERONICA, spoken] Get out of my house