St. Nicholas Hall

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St. Nicholas Hall sends greetings to all Of the lambs that have strayed from the fold A message sent from Sister Content You remember her as your Dean She is mean and incredibly old Give to the building fund The chapel's ramshackle and small God's in his home on high We are not afraid to die We need new texts for zoology Heaven's equal and free There's a banquet for the missal mart The menu will be a la carte The Lutheran's hell is threatening as well All our ignorant orphans in Spain Our mission there is drafty and bare Though the sisters never complain Not one convert will go there again But to help the priests in the scandalous east I have asked just a few of you girls God's glorious kingdom surely is not of this world Blessed are the pure in heart We need a new organ by June Blessed are the merciful The old one's badly out of tune Blessed are the peacemakers Please send us the money soon Sincerely yours in Jesus Your Dean