Alfred Hitchcock Television Theme

Lyrics

[Spoken: Alfred Hitchcock] Thus far, this album has provided musical accompaniment to make your passing pleasant Our next number is designed to drown out the sound of shovels Music to be buried by Of course, your assassin may have made burial unnecessary So if you are completely encased in cement And are teetering on the edge of a pier Please try not to pay attention to this next number It is not meant for you As for the others, if you spend your evenings watching murder instead of doing it yourself You may recognize this [Instrumental]