I’ll Never Smile Again

Lyrics

[Spoken: Alfred Hitchcock] It was inevitable that I would make a record After all, my measurements are 33 1/3, 45, and 78 Music to Be Murdered By was conceived in response to thousands of requests from members of my television audience The program seems to have inspired them to murder But did not furnish the proper atmosphere for it It seems that during the commercials the victims kept jumping up and leaving the room Very annoying This album will contain no commercials But I would like to say a kind word for your friendly neighborhood mortician Our next number is dedicated to him Ladies and gentlemen: I'll Never Smile Again [Instrumental]