I Don’t Stand a Ghost of a Chance With You

Lyrics

[Spoken: Alfred Hitchcock] I trust that everyone is enjoying the music As the title of the album suggests This was meant for your listening pleasure While you are being "done in" However, anyone may listen We have no intention to discriminate After all, the murderer has as much right to enjoy himself as his victim Which brings me to this very practical aspect of our album If you turn the volume up very loud it will drown out screams [Instrumental]