Lyrics

Gonna sell off a couple kidneys, buy a starship Fly that thing out west to San Antone Gonna wrangle them armadillos with a bullwhip Start a polka band, then rock the Alamo [Chorus] Before I go a week without a drink Well, the day's too long and life's too short to ride on the wagon, dang it Two or three, yeah, I can see But seven, man, that's insane Yeah, pour my poor heart out down the sink Before I go a week without a drink Yeah, Grandma said I best be slowing it down "Or you'll crash and burn on your road to success" She said, "maybe you should skip a couple rounds" I said, "Grandma, you will see me in a dress" [Chorus] Before I go a week without a drink Well, the day's too long and life's too short to ride on the wagon, dang it Two or three, yeah, I can see But seven, man, that's insane Yeah, pour my poor heart out down the sink Before I go a week without a drink No, I ain't got a problem Unless the problem is a problem [Chorus] No, I can't go a week without a drink Yeah, the day's too long and life's too short to ride on the wagon, dang it Two or three, yeah, I can see But seven, man, that's insane Yeah, pour my poor heart out down the sink Before I go a week without a drink Yes, I'll pour my poor heart out down the sink Before I go a week without a drink