End Is Nigh

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm pleased to hear you're coming to visit soon Yeah, I'm glad to hear you're coming through I'll get the cabin ready for you and your girl Yeah, the wife and kids will be here too There's a guy who thinks I'm fucking his girlfriend He says he's gonna make me cry But I couldn't get it up if I wanted to Man, yeah and I already wanna die [Chorus] If the end is nigh, baby I don't think I wanna survive If the end is nigh, baby Make it swift and let me die [Verse 2] I started going along to the meetings Tequila down to my core But they remind me of my daddy With that bible shit And drinking coffee makes me wanna die more Gonna miss writing songs on piano Gonna miss Shay and her giant cans Gonna miss that pretty little Jew Rado Gonna miss my daughter growing into a man [Chorus] If the end is nigh, baby I don't think I wanna survive If the end is nigh, baby Make it swift and let me die [Outro] She said "You look all hungover And you smell like a skunk" I said "How can I be hungover If I'm still drunk?" I'm still drunk, but I still can spot the sky-ay Yeah, I'm drunk, but I still know there's an almond in your eye Making sure I'm high Just in case the end is nigh