Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening)

Lyrics

[Intro: Christopher Bowes] Yeah [Verse 1: Christopher Bowes] I've got a leg, it's made out of wood It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good This my tale, of death and revenge A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within My journey begins [Verse 2: Christopher Bowes] Tonight we set sail to far off Japan To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands Deep in the night, I discover the fiend I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death And this time I cannot lose He will meet his doom [Bridge: Christopher Bowes] Die, you Japanese bastard I don't even like sushi When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms And sew them onto me [Chorus: Christopher Bowes] Wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden arm I have no longer got wooden arms Wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg Soon I will not have wooden legs [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3: Christopher Bowes] Now I return to ancient Madrid To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did While he's asleep, I cut off his legs With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me I am now free [Spoken Interlude: Daiki Tatsuguchi] わはははは よくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた 俺様は貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊 貴様は今日から俺様の傀儡となるのだ そうだ、ストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ 今からこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干しだろう さて、貴様はどうする? 乾杯! [Guitar Solo] [Spoken Interlude: Fernando Rey] ¡Jajajaja! Has desatado la antigua maldición española Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, ¡y tú no puedes detenerme! ¡Salud! [Verse 6: Christopher Bowes] I have unleashed the mystical curse Now my existence has gotten much worse My arms and my legs, a will of their own Controlling my mind from inside of my bones My legs from Madrid are causing me fear My Japanese arms just want to drink beer I pray to the gods and ask them, "Oh why?" There is no escape, I'm doomed till I die [Chorus: Christopher Bowes] Wooden leg, wooden leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden arm I wish I still had my wooden arms Wooden leg, wooden leg This is the curse of the wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg These legs will haunt me till I'm dead [Guitar Solo] [Interlude: Christopher Bowes] I can't take it anymore These cursed limbs are driving me insane Alright, that does it It's time to end this I'm really gonna do it I'm gonna chop off my own head [Outro: Christopher Bowes] Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, wooden head Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead