Wooden Leg

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've got a leg, it's made out of wood I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall A couple of drinks, to dull the pain I stood up on my leg and began to fight again When all of a sudden, can you believe A cannonball hit me in the other knee (Aggghhh you spanish bastards!) [Chorus 1] Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg [Verse 2] Now both of my legs, are made of wood The future's looking grim, it doesn't seem good So I drink all day and I drink all night I get really drunk and get into a fight With a samurai guy with ninja skills He beats me up 'til i'm nearly killed I ask him for mercy, do me no harm But the bastard chops off both my arms (Aggghhh you japanese bastards!) [Chorus 2] Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden arm Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg [Outro] Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg Wooden leg, wooden leg, wooden leg I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg